Odd signs

The Japanese, of course, are known for their inventive use of the English language. The images below are but a selection of the odd English-language signs I encountered while in Japan.
 
Any way   In any guise but   Taking dictation   Whatever you do, don't be on time
Any way   In any guise but...   Dictation   Whatever you do,
don't be on time
(these three found in Heian shrine gardens, Kyoto)   (World Expo)
 
But the best one presented itself when I did not have my camera handy, as the company slogan on the welcome sign of a restaurant on the 8th floor of Hanshin Department Store, Osaka.
 
"The thing eat delicious is good"